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(commentary below lyrics)

Got this bad feeling
About Professor Snape
Always punishing Harry
Unnecessarily
It's like
How many effed up things
Does he have to do
Before someone says
I don't trust this dude

But you get what you deserve...

Hey Dumbledore
Can you read the writing on the wall
On the lightning struck tower
Can't delude yourself anymore
Hey Dumbledore
Can't you read the writing on the wall
On the lightning struck tower
Can't delude yourself...
Anymore

You know he's got the Dark Mark
Right there on his arm (IT'S RIGHT THERE)
Right it off to vocation
It's all part of his charm
You know he's drunk with power
And he's on Malfoy's side
Been saying it since the first one
I don't like this guy

Albus why do you
Albus why do you
Albus why did you...

Hey Dumbledore
Can you read the writing on the wall
On the lightning struck tower
Can't delude yourself anymore
Hey Dumbledore
Can't you read the writing on the wall
On the lightning struck tower
Can't delude yourself...
Anymore...

SNAPE
SUCKS

SNAPE (imperius)
SUCKS (avada kedavra)

SNAPE (imperius)
SUCKS (avada...)

Voldemort's a f*ck face
Just as bad is Severus Snape
Yeah Voldemort's a f*ck face
Just as bad is Severus Snape

Stop, stop Severus Snape

~Snape by the Moaning Myrtles & The Remus Lupins

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I freaking love this song. According to my iTunes, it's my first ever Wizard Rock song (apart from Save Ginny Weasley, which almost doesn't count) and I remember the first day I downloaded it (it used to be available from the Moaning Myrtles' MySpace profile) I had it on permanent repeat.

I don't exactly agree with the lyrics, especially after reading the seventh book, but I like them anyhow. It nicely summarises the whole "Snape Sucks" side of that debate, that was once so fierce.

~~Murgie~~